real beauty is on the inside, like a refrigerator
Human contact has been advised however
i am forever alone in a magical world of fandom......................... PS. Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner
finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Rose, before I go, I just want to tell you, you were fantastic.
And do you know what?
So was I.
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
Hello there :’) It’s a mix of things really :p
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.
how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes
it’s called his hand
i didnt zoom in on that pic and i thought it said “how do you think i make snow”
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis