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zeldathemes
Hayley ~
17 ~
From England~

Human contact has been advised however
i am forever alone in a magical world of fandom......................... PS. Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner
You are forgiven. always and complly forgiven.
anyway, whatever i guess.
me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem (via moon-rabbits)

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Things you learn when beginning most languages: Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
Things you learn when beginning Latin: war, manliness, four words for "death"

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

Mom: why is everything on the floor?
Me: gravity mom

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

image

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

rattanwhip:

rattanwhip:

controversial post

image

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

mihari:

floororanges:

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

dkc2:

USB anal beads brought to you by Microsoft 

dkc2:

USB anal beads brought to you by Microsoft